Mischief

"No, you're not imagining things. Indeed I am partially transparent. I've been designing an invisibility cloak in my spare time, which, as you know, is all the time as I'm a house cat. I was planning to use it in order to perpetrate mischief, the likes of which you've never seen before. Of course, my clever plan has now been sullied by your penchant for constantly photographing me. Although on the other hand, I now realize that my cloak is susceptible to the photons emitted by a camera flash. But I assure you that this setback will have been fully addressed prior to the next field test." — Louis (Chris P.)